generalrelativity

For my billions of readers out there whose lives hinge on my every word, I’m sorry; I haven’t had a half-ounce of time to do anything, notleastofwhich ride this stallion. I was busy legally binding my bank account to m’lady’s- Wall Street Journal listed it as one of the most important mergers of ’07.

I doubt anyone who stumbles across generalrelativity actually cares, but it was, quite seriously, the greatest time I’ve ever and probably will ever have.